The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Best Christmas socks EVER!!! Perfect for keeping your feet warm while letting your nails dry!!!

Everybody Get Together And Try To Love One Another Right Now

Now that DADT has been repealed I finally feel that it's safe for me to come out of the closet. l, Lena Matthews am heteroflexible and I'm not fighting nobody. So I really appreciate every straight, gay, bi or fellow hetroflexible person in our military who is brave enough to do what I'm far to lazy and chicken shit to do. Thank you, from the bottom of my tiny little heart.

Things that make you say..hmmm

I was reading this quiz online and it asked “Do you kiss while making love?” Click A) For Yes or B) For No. I think there should have been other options. Options that would have fit my love life a bit better like C) I would but I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees, or D) Every time I do my vibrator shakes my molars loose.

Quotable Quotes

Picture it, Sicily, 1922....

The Exception To The Rule - Brendan Fraser

Going bald gracefully isn't always the best bet. Just shave it off.

Things that make you say..hmmm

Ummm...It's time to start going to church. When we took hands to pray this evening over our Dinner, my youngest thought we were about to play Ring Around The Rose....AWKWARD!!!

Just In Case You Were Wondering

So I was watching the Vagina Monologues and I thought to myself "Self what would my vagina say? The answer came quickly. It would say number one, buy a larger pair of panties, the ones you have are way too small and it's cutting off circulation down here. And number two, step away from the vibrator."

Wonk!

I have fatorexia! I think I'm a lot thinner than the mirror and the rest of the world thinks. lol

La Sigh....

I'm changing my name from Mom to something the girls don't call every other minute....like Dad.

Mean. Just Mean

I was forced by my kids to go outside and...play. It was horrible. The sun was out. There was this thing called fresh air that kept blowing past me. I tried to counter. I offered board games and candy, but they held strong. It was the worse 20 minutes of my life....well 2nd worse. The first poop after anal is far worse.

Ink Work

My New Tattoo - I've been wanting this one for awhile

Awkward!!!

My Favorite Interracial TV Characters...Lafayette and Jesús

I'm a proud girl who likes boys who likes boys and this here couple just flat out does it for me!

Ink Work

In honor of my dad who got his very first tattoo!

The Loving Award... Robin and Paula

I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel?
To know that I love ya baby
I'm lost without you
Can't help myself
How does it feel?
To know that I love ya baby

One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love

I was actually surprised by how much I enjoyed this movie. Two thumbs way up!

An adventurous love story between two young women of different social and economic backgrounds who find themselves going through all the typical struggles of a new romance.

One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... Mission Impossible 2

Tom Cruise and Thandie Newton... no plot needed, I'm so there.

A secret agent is sent to Sydney, to find and destroy a genetically modified disease called "Chimera"

My Favorite Interracial TV Characters...Crixus and Naevia

I love Starz on Demand. I've watched the episode Whore more times than I can count.

One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies...Losers

After being betrayed and left for dead, members of a CIA black ops team root out those who targeted them for assassination.

It was good cheesy fun (a better version of The Big Hit) but my favorite part was watching Zoe Saldana and Jeffrey Dean Morgan get it on.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned

I know it's wrong but I'm wondering if it's to late to jump ships and become a member of Team Emmett.

The Loving Award... David & Imani

Amen

One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... Something New

I love love love this movie.

Kenya McQueen, a corporate lawyer finds love in the most unexpected place when she agrees to go on a blind date with Brian Kelly, a sexy and free-spirited landscaper.