It's so sad for me to say this but I'm a hag without a fag and it completely sucks (fellatio pun unintended)...((fellatio is oral sex performed upon the penis)) .... (((penis is...well if you don't know what a penis is then you are not the friend for me)))
I for one think I would make the perfect friend for a gay guy.
1) I like gay porn
2) I know what nifty. org is and why it's one of the best sites ever.
3) I think gay people should be allowed to marry. Why should straight people suffer alone?
4) I like cock.
5) I like some of Britney Spears and Cher's songs.
6) I like Victor/Victoria
7) Dlisted is my favorite site in the world.
8) I'm all about the no no hole. In fact, I love sitting around and thinking of words for the asshole.
9) I think Chasing Amy would have been so much better if they would have all had dirty three-way sex in the end. (pun intended that time)
10) I've masturbated while watching Brokeback Mountain.
Oh and lots of other non sex reasons like....
1) ummm
2) aarrr
3) ggggaaarrrr
4) I said I like Britney right
5) Walt Whitman
Come on is there anyone out there who needs a gal pal.
