Ummm

Should it bother me that my husband's ex-girlfriend now resembles his mother?

Quotable Quotes

"All men look good in black. Black cars, black clothes....black women." By Me!! Yeah bitch, I quoted my damnself. Don't hate.

WTF!!!!

Et Tu Quaker Oat. Et tu!!!

WTF!!!!

‎"I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." - Carlos that is one drug you do not have to puff puff give. I'm not trying to take anything that will melt my face off. WTF!!!

This is my life....

I tell my husband we need to figure out what we're going to do for dinner for the girls, he replies "They had a fruit roll ups. They'll be fine."

This is my life...

After we return from California Adventureland we get in the pool for a bit. When we get out we put the girls in the tub. I tell Leo that if he will wash their hair, I'll braid it. He's says okay. When we're done I go into the bathroom to take a shower. I notice that there isn't any body wash in the bathroom. I ask Leo what did the girls use to wash up with he replies..."Um..shampoo?"

Quotable Quotes

You know when people are talking about race and color, and they say ‘I don’t care if he’s black, white, green or purple’? Wait a second... purple or green? I say we need to draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people! Unless they’re choking, in which case, help them. - Mitch Hedberg