Quotable Quotes

It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. ~Andrew Jackson

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You know when people are talking about race and color, and they say ‘I don’t care if he’s black, white, green or purple’? Wait a second... purple or green? I say we need to draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people! Unless they’re choking, in which case, help them. - Mitch Hedberg

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Favorite line ever: Take me in your mouth Tabby. No. Not you Corrine. You give lousy head. You're timid and you lack focus. We got to get you some ritalin. - Californication

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I have dreamed a dream and now that dream has gone from me. - Morpheus

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God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. ~ Author unknown