Sex Talk 101

So I'm watching Supernanny with Avery and Nanny Jo finds a condom in the 13 year old's room. Avery says "what's a condom" I'm like "uhhh it's birth control that men use." She looks confused, so i try again. "Um... it's like.. it's this plastic latex thing that they put over their penis." She ran from the room with her hands over her ears....yep...that went well

Say Something Now Bitch

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It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. ~Andrew Jackson

Reason 1,983,013,098 That I'm going to hell.

Some Jehovah Witness's came a calling today. I was not in the mood. I tried to be polite and just say no thank you but they kept talking. I finally just said, "I can't find comfort in a religion that won't allow me to celebrate my birthday or even celebrate Jesus' birthday." Then I slammed the door. They're probably still out there praying for me.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned

I've had unpure thoughts about Joseph Gordon-Levitt again.....

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“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” - Kurt Vonnegut