Things that make you say..hmmm

After watching Love and Other Drugs I'm convinced I have Parkinson's. Leo thinks it's nerve damage from being tied up to many times. Liz thinks it's Carpal Tunnel. Bubba (the dog) thinks my crotch smells good. Only one of us is right....why do I think it's Bubba.

Quotable Quotes

God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. ~ Author unknown

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Best Christmas socks EVER!!! Perfect for keeping your feet warm while letting your nails dry!!!

Everybody Get Together And Try To Love One Another Right Now

Now that DADT has been repealed I finally feel that it's safe for me to come out of the closet. l, Lena Matthews am heteroflexible and I'm not fighting nobody. So I really appreciate every straight, gay, bi or fellow hetroflexible person in our military who is brave enough to do what I'm far to lazy and chicken shit to do. Thank you, from the bottom of my tiny little heart.

Things that make you say..hmmm

I was reading this quiz online and it asked “Do you kiss while making love?” Click A) For Yes or B) For No. I think there should have been other options. Options that would have fit my love life a bit better like C) I would but I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees, or D) Every time I do my vibrator shakes my molars loose.

Quotable Quotes

Picture it, Sicily, 1922....

The Exception To The Rule - Brendan Fraser

Going bald gracefully isn't always the best bet. Just shave it off.