Quotable Quotes

Favorite line ever: Take me in your mouth Tabby. No. Not you Corrine. You give lousy head. You're timid and you lack focus. We got to get you some ritalin. - Californication

My Favorite Interracial TV Characters...Kevin & Veronica

I have no shame. I love Shameless and part of the reason is Kevin and Veronica. If you haven't seen this show, you're missing out!!

Quotable Quotes

I have dreamed a dream and now that dream has gone from me. - Morpheus

Insomania

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

Happy New Year

My New Year's Resolution is to stop drinking, cursing and procrastinating and I'm going to get started on it as soon as I finish this fucking drink.

WTF!!!!

Ummm...I was looking for some recipes online with potatoes and I stumbled across this picture. I think it's supposed to be ghost....I saw Klans member. I'm going to need my pigmentally challenged friends to never make this when your black friends come over. NEVER EVER!!!!

Things that make you say..hmmm

After watching Love and Other Drugs I'm convinced I have Parkinson's. Leo thinks it's nerve damage from being tied up to many times. Liz thinks it's Carpal Tunnel. Bubba (the dog) thinks my crotch smells good. Only one of us is right....why do I think it's Bubba.

Quotable Quotes

God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. ~ Author unknown