WTF!!!!

I have officially reached the end of the internet. I found a website called Christian Nymphos. The tag line is "Married Sex: Spicy, the way God intended it to be!"

The More You Know....

Snowglophobia (Sxo-glo-fobbiyahk): The fear that when you shake a snowglobe, you 're ruining the lives of tiny people. ...

Reason 3,547,892

That I'm not going to win the Mother of the Year Award. My eight year old asked me if we were going to do anything special while she was on spring break. Me being me, replied "Yeah, we're going to rock out with our cocks out." She frowned and said, "Our whats?" To which I quickly said "Clocks. You know clocks off the wall. We're going to have so much fun rocking those clocks...so do you want a pony?"

Ah-ha

You know what just occurred to me? Phinease and Ferb is an animated version of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. No wonder I love that cartoon.

Quotable Quotes

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Quotable Quotes

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.~Burton Rascoe.

Say WHAT!!!

It took being around "REALLY" bad kids to realize how good my kids are. It's not that mine are angels, it's just that I finally get that they're not demons.