WTF!!!!

I decided to take a break from writing tonight to go downstairs and make me a little snack. I was in the mood for a fruit salad, so i take out the orange and put it on the cutting board. Go get the diced peaches from the cabinet, open up the fridge to get the strawberries...only to find them gone. I had to make do with orange juice and eating the kids fruit roll ups. It's not the same. It's just not the same at all.

Ummm

Should it bother me that my husband's ex-girlfriend now resembles his mother?

Quotable Quotes

"All men look good in black. Black cars, black clothes....black women." By Me!! Yeah bitch, I quoted my damnself. Don't hate.

WTF!!!!

Et Tu Quaker Oat. Et tu!!!

WTF!!!!

‎"I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." - Carlos that is one drug you do not have to puff puff give. I'm not trying to take anything that will melt my face off. WTF!!!

This is my life....

I tell my husband we need to figure out what we're going to do for dinner for the girls, he replies "They had a fruit roll ups. They'll be fine."

This is my life...

After we return from California Adventureland we get in the pool for a bit. When we get out we put the girls in the tub. I tell Leo that if he will wash their hair, I'll braid it. He's says okay. When we're done I go into the bathroom to take a shower. I notice that there isn't any body wash in the bathroom. I ask Leo what did the girls use to wash up with he replies..."Um..shampoo?"