The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Best Christmas socks EVER!!! Perfect for keeping your feet warm while letting your nails dry!!!

Everybody Get Together And Try To Love One Another Right Now

Now that DADT has been repealed I finally feel that it's safe for me to come out of the closet. l, Lena Matthews am heteroflexible and I'm not fighting nobody. So I really appreciate every straight, gay, bi or fellow hetroflexible person in our military who is brave enough to do what I'm far to lazy and chicken shit to do. Thank you, from the bottom of my tiny little heart.

Things that make you say..hmmm

I was reading this quiz online and it asked “Do you kiss while making love?” Click A) For Yes or B) For No. I think there should have been other options. Options that would have fit my love life a bit better like C) I would but I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees, or D) Every time I do my vibrator shakes my molars loose.

Quotable Quotes

Picture it, Sicily, 1922....

The Exception To The Rule - Brendan Fraser

Going bald gracefully isn't always the best bet. Just shave it off.

Things that make you say..hmmm

Ummm...It's time to start going to church. When we took hands to pray this evening over our Dinner, my youngest thought we were about to play Ring Around The Rose....AWKWARD!!!

Just In Case You Were Wondering

So I was watching the Vagina Monologues and I thought to myself "Self what would my vagina say? The answer came quickly. It would say number one, buy a larger pair of panties, the ones you have are way too small and it's cutting off circulation down here. And number two, step away from the vibrator."