Now that DADT has been repealed I finally feel that it's safe for me to come out of the closet. l, Lena Matthews am heteroflexible and I'm not fighting nobody. So I really appreciate every straight, gay, bi or fellow hetroflexible person in our military who is brave enough to do what I'm far to lazy and chicken shit to do. Thank you, from the bottom of my tiny little heart.
I was reading this quiz online and it asked “Do you kiss while making love?” Click A) For Yes or B) For No. I think there should have been other options. Options that would have fit my love life a bit better like C) I would but I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees, or D) Every time I do my vibrator shakes my molars loose.