The Exception To The Rule - Brendan Fraser

Going bald gracefully isn't always the best bet. Just shave it off.

Things that make you say..hmmm

Ummm...It's time to start going to church. When we took hands to pray this evening over our Dinner, my youngest thought we were about to play Ring Around The Rose....AWKWARD!!!

Just In Case You Were Wondering

So I was watching the Vagina Monologues and I thought to myself "Self what would my vagina say? The answer came quickly. It would say number one, buy a larger pair of panties, the ones you have are way too small and it's cutting off circulation down here. And number two, step away from the vibrator."

Wonk!

I have fatorexia! I think I'm a lot thinner than the mirror and the rest of the world thinks. lol

La Sigh....

I'm changing my name from Mom to something the girls don't call every other minute....like Dad.

Mean. Just Mean

I was forced by my kids to go outside and...play. It was horrible. The sun was out. There was this thing called fresh air that kept blowing past me. I tried to counter. I offered board games and candy, but they held strong. It was the worse 20 minutes of my life....well 2nd worse. The first poop after anal is far worse.