Friday, December 24, 2010
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Everybody Get Together And Try To Love One Another Right Now
Now that DADT has been repealed I finally feel that it's safe for me to come out of the closet. l, Lena Matthews am heteroflexible and I'm not fighting nobody. So I really appreciate every straight, gay, bi or fellow hetroflexible person in our military who is brave enough to do what I'm far to lazy and chicken shit to do. Thank you, from the bottom of my tiny little heart.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Things that make you say..hmmm
I was reading this quiz online and it asked “Do you kiss while making love?” Click A) For Yes or B) For No. I think there should have been other options. Options that would have fit my love life a bit better like C) I would but I can’t turn my neck 180 degrees, or D) Every time I do my vibrator shakes my molars loose.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Things that make you say..hmmm
Ummm...It's time to start going to church. When we took hands to pray this evening over our Dinner, my youngest thought we were about to play Ring Around The Rose....AWKWARD!!!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Just In Case You Were Wondering
So I was watching the Vagina Monologues and I thought to myself "Self what would my vagina say? The answer came quickly. It would say number one, buy a larger pair of panties, the ones you have are way too small and it's cutting off circulation down here. And number two, step away from the vibrator."
Friday, November 12, 2010
Wonk!
I have fatorexia! I think I'm a lot thinner than the mirror and the rest of the world thinks. lol
La Sigh....
I'm changing my name from Mom to something the girls don't call every other minute....like Dad.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Mean. Just Mean
I was forced by my kids to go outside and...play. It was horrible. The sun was out. There was this thing called fresh air that kept blowing past me. I tried to counter. I offered board games and candy, but they held strong. It was the worse 20 minutes of my life....well 2nd worse. The first poop after anal is far worse.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
The Loving Award... Robin and Paula
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... Mission Impossible 2
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies...Losers
Monday, April 26, 2010
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
One Of My Favorite Interracial Movies ... Something New
I love love love this movie.
Kenya McQueen, a corporate lawyer finds love in the most unexpected place when she agrees to go on a blind date with Brian Kelly, a sexy and free-spirited landscaper.
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